Tuesday, September 23, 2008

HOW TO MAKE YOUR IN-LAWS LOVE YOU

Step1.never be to forward when it comes to family issues,listen before you speak only when you have too.
Step2.dont ever prove that you know it all,even if you are a genius,just stay attentively to them,wait until they ask you,(e.g susan what do you think we should do?)or( patrick what do you think we should do?)
Step3.most importantly,never show it to any in-laws,you dont like them,it can cause a very serious havoc if not the present time but in the future,and again if they ask you for favour,if you cant help show a very big concern,even if you get no thank you at the end,because we dont do things for man but because of GOD

HOW TO CURE EAR PROBLEM

Step1.get the leaf and grand it.
Step2.get a very fresh palm oil.
Step3.mix the plam oil and the granded leaf together and put a drop into the ear,YOU MUST NOT FEAR,THE SOLUTION WILL ONLY BRING OUT THE DIRTY THINGS DISTURBING THE EAR.

HOW TO CURE INPOTENCE

Step1.get two unripe pawpaw fruit
Step2.cut the pawpaws into pieces,(seeds and peel inclusive.
Step3.bring to boil in the eight bottles of water.take half a glass thrice daily
the pawpaw must not be more than two.

HOW TO MAKE ENERGY GIVEN DRINK

without you going to the chemist to waste money to buy grugs that will give you energy,some drinks give alot of energy without spending too much.1.get a lucozade boost drink.
Step2.get a milk and fresh egg
Step3.break the egg and mix,then add the milk and the egg into the boost then put in a freez to cool,making it cool is not necessary.you can just take it has soon as the solution is ready. THEN TAKE YOUR BREAKFAST.YOU WILL BE SO ACTIVE THROUGH OUT THE DAY.THE SOLUTION CAN ALSO BE DRINK BEFORE GOING TO BED AT NIGHT.

HOW TO CURE DIABETES WITH PAWPAW LEAF

1.get a green pawpaw leaves
Step2.squeeze the leaves in water
Step3.take the preparation three times a day.YOU CAN ALSO MAKE A BITTER LEAF.DRINK TWO TOGETHER FOR FAST ACTION.

HOW TO MAKE YOUR HAIR GROW WITHOUT SPENDING TOO MUCH

get a nourishing hair creAm.get a smoking WEEDS,(MARIJUANA).grand the smoking weed till it turn powder,then pour everything into your creAm,and apply to you hair when relaxing at home,or when goin to bed at night.

HOW TO REDUCE EXCESS SUGAR IN THE BODY

GET A ENOUGH BITTER LEAF AND WASH IT VERY WELL AND PALM OIL.CUT THE BITTER LAEF INTO PIECES,POUL LITTLE BY LITTLE INTO A GRANDING MACHINE,AFTER ALL HAD BEEN GRANDED THEN POUL INTO A BOWL AND FILTER THEN MIX WITH PALM OIL.DRINK IN THE MORNING BEFORE EATING ANYTHING.

HOW TO CURE CANCER WITH ALOE VERA LEAF

GET AND cut AN aloe vear leaves inot pieces.GET A BOTTLE OF honey and MIX IT WITH dry gin. then use the mixture of honey and dry gin to grind the pieces aloe vera leaves,then take three tablespoonfull twice daily.

HOW TO PRAY

DO THE SIGN OF THE CROSS BEFORE OPENNING THE HOLY BIBLE .READ IN THE BOOK OF MATTHEW,MATTHEW 6 VERSE 5 TO 13.READ ALL CAREFULLY AND UNDERSTAND IT.

HOW TO SAY GOOD EVENING PRAYER

do the sign of the cross,put your left palm on your stomach,and use the first finger of the right hand to touch your fore head,left shoulder,and then your right shoulder,and say amen. before you say any prayer,go over the day activities,and find out what sin you have committed,then say the i confess prayer.which goes like this,i confess to almightyGod,and to you my brothers and sisters,that i have sin through my own fault,in my tought and in my words,in what have done and in what i have felt to do,i now asked blessed mary ever virgin,all the angels and saint and to you my brothers and sister to pray for me to the lord our God.amen.then read psalm 51 of the holy bible 3read psalm 4 of the holy bible.then say amen.then do the sign of the cross again and sleep
get a glass of water,then do the sign of the cross,which is,put your left palm on your stomach,use the first finger of the right hand to touch your fore head,your left shoulder,and then your right shoulder,then say amen.THEN say the lords prayer,which is, our father who art in heaven e,t,c then read psalm 3 of the holy bible to round it up

HOW TO SAY DAILY PRAYERS FOR HELP

1-DO THE SIGN OF THE CROSS.Step2GET A GLASS OF WATER.READ THIS PSALMS IN THE GLASS OF WATER,THEY ARE, PSALM 12,13,17,23,28,35 WHICH IS VERY IMPORTANT.PSALM 70,54,57,56,69,70,86,88,119 VERSE 153 TO 160,PSALM 119 VERSE 169 TO 179,PSALM 130. SAY ALL THE PSALMS INTO THE WATER AND DRINK IT,BUT REMEMBER YOU MUST RELAX AND HAVE FAITH,THERE IS NOTHING GOD CAN NOT DO.